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The Friend Zone Explained
Guys, has somebody told you that you’re in the friend zone? Do you have any idea what it means? To set your worries aside, or actually, to support them, here is the Friend Zone explained:
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Disney Prince Fetishes
Every princess seems to feed the needs of at least one fetish. Snow White – Necrophilia. Cincerella – Foot Fetish. Beauty & the Beat – Bestiality (LMAO). Little Mermaid – Fish Fetish (Kay, I’ve never heard of that at all and am certainly not about to google it now), Princess Jasmine – Mile High Club,
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Change the Sign – Dave
There are a lot of ways to get on the bad side of your boss. This is one of them. Good luck on your future endeavors, son!
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Bacon + Roses = Love
What do you get when you combine two awesome things?? That’s right….double awesomeness!! If only men were this clever in real life.
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Long Yellow Things
“Prices you can trust.” Huh. Well I don’t think I can trust an establishment that doesn’t even know what kind of fruit that is.
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The Cover Up
The lack of creativity and sense of humor in some young people is quite alarming, but it’s good to know that there are still youngsters out there like this girl from Facebook.
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Attention Spans
The world is so full of technology. Nobody has any patience anymore with instantaneous uploading of internet files, ways to constantly be in contact with friends, sound bites, and multiple sources of incoming media. WTF even is a book anymore? Do they still make them? LOL
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The Women of Modern Family at the Golden Globes 2012
Julie Bowen and Sofia Vergara take their Modern Family antics to the 2012 Golden Globes. We’re not entirely sure what’s going on here but it’s hilarious.
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My Name Is Juliet
Ever wondered what a hardcore song by an 8 year old sounds like?? Well, wonder no more:) Juliet is here and she’s one bad ass third grader who is moshing in her trampoline! I can’t get her tune outta my head…. She’s got over 9 million views on this, her song available on iTunes and
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Emo Cake
Further proof that cakes to indeed have feelings too. Just help them escape this cruel world and eat them all. It’s just the right thing to do.
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Selective Hearing Aids
It seems like men actually have these hearing aids except for the wife setting…. I also notice there’s no setting for nagging mother, crying baby, annoying mother-in-law, doorbell or phone. Very convenient!
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Cats Can’t Knit
We all know that cats love to play with balls of yarn, but do we even realize that maybe they just want to knit? Well, just some of them. Most of them just really want to play with balls of yarn.
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Facebook Duck Hunting
Great new facebook game with simple rules. Every time you see a girl doing the duck face in a photo you comment, “BANG”!! I predict there will be a lot (A LOT) of bangs written on FB in the coming days!!
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The Missing C
This sign lost one letter. It went from an elegant facility for sweet parents and their cute children to a vision of cruelty and barbarism. Mind your letters, people. Losing one makes all the difference.
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How You Know You’re on Facebook Too Much
You know you’re on facebook too much when you think that buying this shower curtain for your bathroom is actually a good idea. Here’s what the text read for those who are visually impaired… Lives in The Bathroom, Washington, D.C. In a relationship with Limescale, Friends with Hot Tap, Toilet Seat, Wash Basin and Shampoo
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She’s Too Young For You, Bro.
This is just a piece of advice for you, bro. Because we don’t want you to end up with a broken heart — or worse, in jail.
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Mmmmm, Mmmm, Good….
So buy this soup and cook it up to have a bloody finger, disgusting globular and lukewarm soup as well as a filthy microwave. Great……. Super tempting!! I wonder if anyone even reads what’s actually written on the side of the can.
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First World Problems Are Sometimes Third World Successes
Sometimes, it’s sad to be aware of first world problems torturing way too many rich people. Let’s just take comfort in the fact that some of those problems are considered great successes in the third world. Context is our friend.
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Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck…
And you thought I was going to say goose!!! WTF is with the ridiculous duck faces that young girls seem to constantly be making? Do guys seriously like that look? What kind of guys would that facial expression even entice? Maybe I’m just getting old and don’t get it but come on…all 3 of these
